pls calm down

[pls calm down]

but the good news is:

[silverhawk]

[coolcatgroup]

What about:

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[intergalactic-ashkenazi]

Moana is is the reverse of the Little Mermaid

• little mermaid: ocean princess wants to go to the land
  
• moana: land princess wants to go to the ocean
• little mermaid: big scary ocean lady is the enemy
• moana: big scary land lady is actually a friend
• little mermaid: villain has a necklace of magical importance
• moana: hero has a necklace of magical importance
• little mermaid: small good crab
• moana: large bad crab

[roisinlikesbooks]

Little mermaid: man sings a song about eating a crab.
Moana: crab sings a song about eating a man.

[asterlunanova]

Little Mermaid: Sings about enjoying life with different people and wanting to join them.

Moana: Sings about enjoying life with her people and staying put.

Little Mermaid: Sings about getting out of the sea.

Moana: Sings about getting into the sea.

Little Mermaid: Is destined to rule her own kingdom… but takes herself far away.

Moana: Is destined to rule her own kingdom… but takes her kingdom far away.

Little Mermaid: Sings on a rock.

Moana: The Rock sings to her.

[zabchan]

reblogging for “The Rock Sings to Her”

[wild-song]

Little Mermaid: Protagonist is a naive, immature 16-year-old voiced by a grown woman.

Moana: Protagonist is a mature, savvy 16-year-old voiced by a young teenager.

[reflecting-mystery]

@polyangel

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[puddingskinmcgee]

Honestly shoutout to all the ppl who are trying hard to be more positive and make meaningful changes in their lives and work towards recovery because this shits hard and people definitely don’t say it enough, but focusing on recovery is very difficult and the progress you make is so valuable, just by choosing to work towards bettering yourself you have already come so far and that’s something to be really proud of

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[citycrowdpleaser]

say it with me now..

[thegirlfriend-experience]

2018 Goals

[carbcruncher000]

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

[miss-vickt0re]

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected afar as added protection from forgeries

[justcyborgthings]

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

[languidangel]

I want to move to Canada just because their money is so cool

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[midnightwolf223]

Let’s just casually spread it until it becomes an actual thing.

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[bob-belcher]

Jared Leto: playing a pg-13 rated joker has made me go crazy i must now harass and bully my co-workers and generally act like a 2edgy4me middle-schooler from 2008 because that's just what you gotta do to bE ThE JoKeR his mind is just too tWIsTed lol what do u mean i'm exploiting heath ledger's death

Mark Hamill, one of the most influential Joker performances ever, who is playing the first R-rated film Joker in the Killing Joke, one of the most iconic Joker stories of all time, after over 20 years in the role and defining the character in many people's eyes: I do love playing the Joker, it's so fun! Oh, I love my fans so much, you're all family! Here's a retweet.

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[spazztastikim]

This is like a commercial for the dangers of teaching kids physics

[clevermanka]

When people say boys will be boys I wish this was the sort of thing they meant.

[li-gong]

As foolish as the idea was it impressed me on some level

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[moss-pup]

I love this tweet for a lot of reasons but I especially like that trump is in lowercase bc he don’t deserve even that amount of respect

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[paper-storm]

Some of my favourite responses to this monumentally stupid headline:

[paper-storm]

Bonus because this one made me laugh actually out loud

[salty-blue-mage]

The youngest millennials are in their twenties like… We’ve had jobs for years. Dumbass old people.

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

An old person on facebook said that young people are entitled because they want to go to university and have internet and thats why they can’t afford to buy a house

how do old people live? what kind of dreamworld do they live in?

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[elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey]

does john mulaney know that he is literally one of the only stand-up comedians to ever transcend traditional media and become a meme and social media icon or does he just live in his 1950s schoolboy bliss