Moana is is the reverse of the Little Mermaid
Little mermaid: man sings a song about eating a crab.
Moana: crab sings a song about eating a man.
Little Mermaid: Sings about enjoying life with different people and wanting to join them.
Moana: Sings about enjoying life with her people and staying put.
Little Mermaid: Sings about getting out of the sea.
Moana: Sings about getting into the sea.
Little Mermaid: Is destined to rule her own kingdom… but takes herself far away.
Moana: Is destined to rule her own kingdom… but takes her kingdom far away.
Little Mermaid: Sings on a rock.
Moana: The Rock sings to her.
reblogging for “The Rock Sings to Her”
Little Mermaid: Protagonist is a naive, immature 16-year-old voiced by a grown woman.
Moana: Protagonist is a mature, savvy 16-year-old voiced by a young teenager.
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2018 Goals
Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free
Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?
so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected afar as added protection from forgeries
Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?
I want to move to Canada just because their money is so cool
Jared Leto: playing a pg-13 rated joker has made me go crazy i must now harass and bully my co-workers and generally act like a 2edgy4me middle-schooler from 2008 because that's just what you gotta do to bE ThE JoKeR his mind is just too tWIsTed lol what do u mean i'm exploiting heath ledger's death
Mark Hamill, one of the most influential Joker performances ever, who is playing the first R-rated film Joker in the Killing Joke, one of the most iconic Joker stories of all time, after over 20 years in the role and defining the character in many people's eyes: I do love playing the Joker, it's so fun! Oh, I love my fans so much, you're all family! Here's a retweet.
This is like a commercial for the dangers of teaching kids physics
When people say boys will be boys I wish this was the sort of thing they meant.
As foolish as the idea was it impressed me on some level
I love this tweet for a lot of reasons but I especially like that trump is in lowercase bc he don’t deserve even that amount of respect
Some of my favourite responses to this monumentally stupid headline:
Bonus because this one made me laugh actually out loud
The youngest millennials are in their twenties like… We’ve had jobs for years. Dumbass old people.
An old person on facebook said that young people are entitled because they want to go to university and have internet and thats why they can’t afford to buy a house
how do old people live? what kind of dreamworld do they live in?
does john mulaney know that he is literally one of the only stand-up comedians to ever transcend traditional media and become a meme and social media icon or does he just live in his 1950s schoolboy bliss
A thousand miniature people have slowly melted away in a Berlin square in an effort to draw attention to melting ice caps in Greenland and Antarctica. Brazilian artist Nele Azevedo carved the figures out of ice and placed them on steps in the central Gendarmenmarkt square where they began to melt within about half an hour. (Source)
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